You've forced my hand in actually looking up all the titles she's written.. and the rest of them almost work without alteration.

I can not disagree with that statement :)

It's a bit late for it but still topical:

The Bonghead? Atlas Chugged?

Everytime I look at it I feel like some sort of domestic failure but there is a thing that is a "Hot Cocoa Maker". It looks like a very small blender with a spigot on the front.

Sort of tangential but Norton's delivery can sometimes resemble Christopher Walken's:

Does this mean King Missile was just ahead of its time both musically and socially?

Welcome to fighting games?

I want all the Carol Burnett. Carol Burnett deserves a BettyWhite-like renaissance where she ends up in every possible thing for a long while.

I walked into the bedroom last night to this cameo. Was kind of blown away.

Before anyone gets this out, hopefully since I thought it up after this news broke but wasn't around a computer; the headline for this should have been:

Drive one block north of the county police station, while still in sight of the county police station parking lot, in Fort Lauderdale - get shotgun pointed at your car from tenament building residents.

My wife bought untold amounts of second hand ridiculously overpriced wooden european things when our granddaughter was born.

Worse minor traffic annoyance...

The Pathologic redux got funded (and is still active, go throw money at it) so I'm happy with the year so far.

Our border terrier mutt was named Evelyn by the local shelter. My wife renamed her Calliope. (which no one can pronounce correctly at any vet's office somehow)

I feel like having some Kimchi on hand would serve this purpose too. "Accidentally" spill some on a smock and just keep changing in and out of that smock to serve the offenders.

Doom works if it's Maximillian's Doom from the old mvc3 youtube series he was running back when anyone cared about mvc3.

At least there is one less thing that might become a legal battle for City of Titans.

Are nothing burgers those frozen foods section boca bean burgers that for some reason legitimate restaurants were using on their menus at some point because no one understood what "vegetarian" meant in the 90s so they thought popping into Costco in the morning and buying bulk frozen food was a good idea?