Oh I didn't realize they made it up for the movies! I'll tweak the wording.

Trains not running, huh? Sounds like the first sign that He Who Must Not Be Named has returned.

Invented for the film! That's why I couldn't remember about it! I've read the Harry Potter series four times and was scared I couldn't recall any special train station scene in HBP...

That would get an instant yes from me no matter who was proposing.

I don't know if you've ever dealt with TfL, but the underground can be an absolute shitshow sometimes. Seriously, speak to people who live there about it, they love to complain about it.

Isn't that the scene where he's flirting with the hot waitress who looks about ten years older than him? And then Dumbledore makes a joke about it? Way to make sure every time she looks at the ring, she's reminded of one of the stupidest invented-for-the-film scenes in the whole series.

he had fathered a son named "Giorgio Armani" who needed to be provided for.

I'm ashamed to admit I saw it in the theater.

I guess they knew his bark was worse than his bite.

That movie was on some shitty channel (Slice, maybe?) and I actually sat and watched the whole damn thing because I apparently do not value my time.

Buckle up, this is a weird one: an Oregon psychic and her daughter are both facing jail time

I bet they watched that religiously before executing their plan.

in which they conned the elderly heir to a tree farm fortune

I feel so bad for this man; it's a terrible thing, to take advantage of someone who is that lonely.

I would say I need these right now, so cold. but I'm already dead. because this killed me

I can't

YOU ARE A RUINER

IF I CRY EVERYONE CRIES

what the fuck ellie