idk nothing says disrespect like turning your back on your mayor but whatever

#copslivesmatter?!

I'm so glad they're focusing on the important issues.

I suspect that, like most things with the NYPD, at the bottom of this issue is the fact that Chirlane McCray is black.

NYPD, this one's for you:

Rocking a petty protest at a cop's funeral: more or less disrespectful than imagined jeans?

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.

I would shop there! I would LOVE to tell everyone (especially annoying family members) that my dress is from the EBOLA STORE. Maybe nobody would want to shop there with me, meaning I could try dresses on in peace without hearing my supposed loved ones judging my dress choices and body like Simon effing Cowell.

Who's supporting him? Who finds him funny? Who still likes him?

I'm choosing to believe that the security was tight around Cosby to protect the various women he may get near.

What in the actual fuck. Why the hell are people still supporting him, when there's at least two dozen women, whom none of them know each other, all with different stories, say they were raped by the same person over many decades?!?!

YES. BOOM.

Haunted by frat boys sounds horrible, actually. Imagine all the late night "WHOOOOO!" noises you'd have to contend with. From beyond the grave.

I think they probably aren't paying this guy enough, he's just so good at being Gaston.

I LOVE EVERYBODY

I am now re-imagining "Drugs in my Pocket" by the Monks as "Cheese in my Pocket":

Russia manages to be comically ridiculous and horribly tragic at the same time, and I'm never quite sure how to react to shit like this.