Cops don’t just carry around Narcan. They were probably waiting for the EMTs to arrive with it.

The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.

I thought this was Craig, but it was some other guy, who had worked with him on the Bush 2000 campaign, who was quoted anonymously in a New York Times article:

What particularly bums me out is the forums and microphones we allow TERFs. Like, allowing this individual a platform at all, along with her bullshit about how “EVERYONE THINKS THIS BUT NO ONE SAYS IT” (um, no, dear, we’re not all as bigoted and rotten as you, thanks) is another way of mainstreaming this kind of idea.

this is one of the only situations where i really feel my age in a bratty way—in that, damn, burkett is really dealing in SUCH A PASSE QUIBBLE FOR QUIBBLING SECOND-WAVE OLD TERFY PPL

I find it impossible not to respond to Elinor Burkett’s New York Times opinion piece, “What Makes a Woman,” in which she fumes against exactly one comment made by Caitlyn Jenner and goes on to complain that trans women are “undermining women’s identities, and silencing, erasing or renaming our experiences.”

I’m going to find Elinor Burkett, and I’m going to scream at her, “Donny, you’re out of your element!”

I say “GOOD” whenever Walmart loses money. Screw that evil company.

I totally agree. But the sad news is that it is still probably cheaper for Walmart to occasionally pay large settlements than it is for them to restructure their day to day driving policies to be fair and healthy, so there is not much chance of this actually changing very much.

All the umbrellas in London couldn’t hide my love for Tracy.

F’s for everyone!

no, but, what are the iHeartRadio awards

You have my vote.

who hates groundhog day?!?

I can understand most of these but what do you have against Arbor Day???

abortions are expensive.

"Dad, I'm not pregnant!"

being in your life is exhausting!

When I was around 8, I performed my first and only successful April Fool's Day prank which involved fooling all of my friends into thinking I was getting a pony. My MOM even played along, which really sealed the deal, and I had everyone totally convinced. I was a very imaginative child and I made up this whole…