Yeah this whole thing is just so reminiscent of the people who say things like “gay marriage will harm MY marriage!” Like, Caitlyn Jenner being open about her own experiences has nothing to do with you or your experiences.

Oh, Tracy. I just want to hug him.

Groundhog Day should replace all other holidays. Instead of Christmas, Easter, Presidents' Day, Grandparent's Day, Yom Kippur, New Year's, etc., we just have multiple Groundhog Days a year.

ME! I DO! *steps forward... ONTO A WHOOPIE CUSHION*

You can take my fake dog poop from my cold dead hands, Oliver. FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

Exactly! Like, from an anti-choice POV, I get the point of bills requiring parental notification and week limits and admitting privileges for providers, because all of those things would tend to restrict access to abortion. This just makes no sense at all.

There it is

Rejected marketing concepts: McRibbed condoms; aromatherapy candles in Filet-o-Fish and Big 'n Tasty.

He is a national treasure.

chaitsplaining

I think we all know exactly where it came from.

With the right lawyer, you can sue for anything.

"I wish to educate myself on the comparative deliciousness of different brands of Cuban rum." DONE.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Prince George in tiny swim trunks and a tiny Hawaiian shirt on his tiny personalised surfboard. Doohoohoohoohoooooooo

No but see if you just yell BODY POSITIVITY at anyone criticising you for your lack of body positivity, it cancels out the criticism. It's like PR algebra or something.

Relevant:

I personally celebrate my lesbianism with confetti. Every time I walk into a room I throw a handful of confetti into the air and yell "STILL GAY, EVERYBODY!" It wins me so many friends.

Dude. What did I just read with my eyeballs? How much coke did they do before this interview?

Introooooduciiiing... Miss Literally No One In This Great Wide World Will Ever Be Good Enough For Us Because We Have Created A Singularly Bizarre And Entirely Unattainable By Any Natural Means Standard Of Beauty 2015, ladies and gentlemen!

Yeah, when I think "inappropriate and tone-deaf," Madonna is pretty much the first name that comes to mind these days.