Yeah, this is just unbelievably cruel, nasty, mean-spirited and lots of other adjectives that are the literal polar opposite of what Christianity is supposed to be like.

Oh god. The unholy intersection of dolls and childbirth, two of the creepiest things in the known universe. No thank you.

When Chainz appeared on Grace's show Tuesday night, it was not to fall in love—at first.

Comment of the day week century forever.

I know she's smart to wait but I WANT HER TO RUN NOOOOWWWW because I am a big impatient baby.

YES. THANK YOU.

*slow clapping*

-Any shoulder pads

Mads, your music helped define my childhood, and you'll always be a part of me, in some way, in all those small memories of dancing like a 6-year old maniac around my bedroom to Borderline, and feeling edgy for listening to Express Yourself on my walkman at the bus stop, and Voguing with my best buds at the skate…

She's a squib, poor thing.

+1000000000

And then he responded, "RINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!" and the ring levitated out of his pocket and onto her finger.

I hope for the actual proposal he yelled EXPECTO MATRIMONUM

Blancey? Porsha? Pebbles? No wonder they thought Giorgio Armani was a plausible name for the baby.

MERYL NO

*chains clanking* my dad is a lawyerrrrrrr oooooooooooooooo

I kinda like it.

Jezebel: Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing. TOO HOT FOR JUSTICE

She's alright, I guess.