Floyd Mayweather is starving because of this rule. Not because of his strict diet, but because he can't read.

..."ya ya ya"

Bryant Reeves once hit a comparable three, and then the World Series got delayed.

I had the same feelings about physical vs digital until I got robbed. Now everything I buy is digital and my hard drive is full. I also don't like taking apart the PS4, but until the Nyko thing comes out, I think I'm going to have to...

"The greatest pitcher of his era"

I love how the other guys realize what Rich is doing early on, yet continue to try to get their own words in over him while Rich completely ignores them.

George O'Leary's jubilant reaction is what makes kids want to grow up to be crotchety old coaches.

"However, throw in some flaky online infrastructure"

To be fair, her twitter handle IS "UnleashTheFury". What else is Lepore supposed to think?

"WHY DON'T YOU PLAY THAT WAY ON THE FIELD"

Yeah, much easier to remain undetected than firing 20 grenades through the air.

Yeah, I'll continue just going straight through the gates on my gad-damn elephant.

While playing MUT on Madden the other day, I had a defensive lineman turn into a body slamming salmon:

But does his second life have a second life?

10. I get winded while watching intense scenes of The Walking Dead.

"What is the best non-standard burger topping? Is salsa considered standard? I've settled with tzatziki as the best non-standard topping/condiment."

Han, not Hans.

Nerd fail. Solo is from Corellia, not Dusseldorf.

Krave...to stick a knife in your chest

Well this is a really weird and invasive post...