Problem is though, the game worked great at launch. It's when they did their update that everything started crashing.

For more than a decade this franchise has been one of the best and most trusted names in sports video gaming.

It took them 47 takes to get that video right. After each cut, the dad would scream and beat the kids with a bag of oranges under their christmas jammies.

This is simply an attempt by others to take his profits from his completely legal reviews.

No, I will not do a Snacktaku on this.

You're fun. And ridiculously vain.

Yes, because a company deciding to alter their policies to avoid future copyright lawsuits is a historical landmark.

So the moral of this whole story?

Agree, I was getting sick watching his corner between rounds. If you have to tell your fighter to "open your eyes", then fuck you for sending him back out there.

"PSA: If you don't hear it through an official channel like this, assume all rumors and speculation are false."

We get one of the best inside-jabs at the video game industry with the Stick of Truth joke at the end of the episode, and we get a post about the poor Japanese translation?

I rage lol'd.

Then use a video hosting site that isn't owned by Google. Problem solved!

"Oh sure, THEY can take their jackets off without being blog fodder."

Is voice recognition on Battlefield 4, or is "SHOOT THIS GUY" just your normal response while playing shooters?

Goth-to-hipster-to-hippie?

I don't know Drew, I think her chicken head drawing is a drawing of her "rist bange", which I think is supposed to be "wrist bangle". Hopefully, those are what appear when you google search "wrist bangle" (the fancy bracelets), and not fingerless gloves, which her drawing looks like. Otherwise, you may have to…

"Justice black [peace sign] jacket."

Summary?

Somewhere there's a horrible "black guys in Mississippi" and "don't use condoms" joke out there, but I think I'm going to leave it alone...