Sure it calls a technical on me when I curse, but when the AI bends me over and ass-rapes me for 5 straight minutes as they make a 18-0 run on 6 straight 3's while I miss 7 straight layups, no whistle at all.

I'm going to shit the bed with happiness (yes that's a thing, SHUT UP) when someone ends up 1 HOF vote shy of getting in and all the backlash comes directly at Deadspin.

Has nothing to do with the game, he just found out he goes to Alabama public schools.

...on or associated with our team...

Needs more Otis Nixon.

Edge: Draw. Xbox Smartglass has got the PlayStation app beat handily, but the PS4's ability to beam games to the Vita is awfully cool. I'm not yet convinced we need this second-screen smartphone stuff in games, but I'm ready to be. Convince me, video game people.

PS4: The PS4 operating system keeps things very simple... too simple, sometimes. I like how easily I can flip through the games I've been playing, but I hope that in the future, we'll get a more meaningful way of organizing our libraries and "sticking" more apps and games to the dashboard. The PlayStation 4 operating…

You just got F'd in the A.

Gosh gee willy, I guess that means we'll have to start uploading videos to YouTube so they can filter out these offensive people.

The operating system is full of squares.

Glad you're enjoying it. I've still yet to meet or talk to anyone who bought a Vita who didn't enjoy it. I've met a BUNCH of people who are hesitant to buy one because they don't think they'll enjoy it though, and there in lies the problem.

It's normally action shots, not posed cover photos, which is why these seem so stupid.

Will we get an updated review of NBA 2K14?

He's been hurt too many times.

Agreed. "Interactive Drama" is where I truly hope a lot of publishers go.

The doodles from MS Paint at the bottom are the most confusing thing about this article. A close second is how this came to be a post...

Here's what happened when I tried to take a Madden session from my living room to my bathroom,

Same. I was 100% willing to supply my real name and photo if PSN had a proprietary system, but linking everything to facebook (which I despise beyond comparison, so will never use) means I'll stay a moniker and avatar for the next gen.

Who is pushing down on their consoles??

It's not a video game advertisement. It's a Gymkhana video that is sponsored by a video game.