Demo costs money, so does disposal. It’s almost like people buying the old wood is a better way to go about it than leaving dangerous ramshackle building standing or something, but what do I know. Better to cut down more trees.

Wouldn’t Affleck’s breakout performance be Good Will Hunting? Or even Armageddon?

This movie is criminally under-appreciated.

yep. AKA the ABC speech

Pains me to say it, but I have always thought this was better than the Baldwin speech.

I know you’re joking, but this is actually a noted concern with the proliferation of index funds. It’s individually rational for investors to passively invest in the market, but if everyone does it the market becomes stagnant.

And he invented that nifty game with the letters.

FAVORITE user name ever. My friends and I always yell “[NAME] IS A BIRD!” anytime someone does something dumb.

I think they mean the salary’s already been adjusted to reflect the free room and board. Not that you would have to pay for it.

Or....for $1000

It’s also insanely easy to do: anybody who knows enough about cars to do all the work they did to this (even if you are paying someone else, you’ve got to know enough to ask someone else to do all this) could easily knock it out themselves, and if you are asking for $68K for a car, you should. This is the reason why…

Wait. You gave her oral sex, and she didn’t reciprocate, and then she asked if she was the best you ever had?!? Based on what? Her enthusiastic response to you giving her oral sex???

In honor of my stepdad who has COPD, I will raise awareness by throwing handfuls of baby powder at subway passengers AND dumping bleach all over the floor! So they’d know too what it’s like to have trouble breathing. Or something like that. I dunno. It’s art.

I feel so sorry for her. Let me play her a song on a this tiny violin:-

Actually, yeah you’re right. Check that.

Genius often has a high price.

Well by the way the winds are blowing, we’re probably about due. Though I wouldn’t count on bombs not dropping here this time. But on the plus side, by the middle of the century we’ll invent warp drive and get noticed by the Vulcans, so that’ll be cool. Hope I live to see it!

You almost got it right. It’s self-evisceration, then someone slices your head off so you don’t suffer.

You drove it to Portland to do what?

This is too good: