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Your race has nothing to do with this.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

Zero plus one is one, one plus two is two, and so on until the Fibonacci series is obvious.

‘70s hair.

I’m all for “bruh-burning”. Going “bruh-less”?

Butter Trump is still under fire for his comments about how Canola Oils are all a bunch of Rapeseeds.

I found his face in my coffee.

Upon delivery, the child complained that the boardwalk in Wildwood just isn’t as cool as it used to be.

One less guy for Cutler to throw to?

It’s a great night for schadenfreude.

The source piece reads like someone turned a Taylor Swift song into a magazine article.

Something that I never realized until going to Peru is that mango’s aren’t supposed to be fibrous, it’s just that they are picked far to early and the fiber hasn’t had a chance to shrink. Mango’s that are perfectly ripe and grown locally have almost no fiber, and are deliciously smooth in texture.

I still remember the best peach I ever had. There was a roadside stand right by our elementary school. The peach was as big as my face. It was so juicy it almost exploded when I bit into it, and the juice ran down my arms.

“This net is old”...”where are my dinosaurs”.

Mangos then stone-fruit, especially if the mango is chilled.

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He’s less of a lame duck and more of an angry goose. You don’t want to fuck with an angry goose.