Also add to that list: strawberries. Warm from the sun, fresh picked at peak ripeness.... mmmmmmmmmmm

A nice cover of a noisy song by a noisy band ... if only this cover also fixed some of the lyrics ...

Oh, the early 90’s when I could easily purchase cheap magnums of Chilean merlot for $4.99 and bags of pressed bud, “Bounce Bud,” maybe, were $35 per quarter. In Madison.

Thank God the bleachers are pushed back in Anaheim. We came really close to another angel in the outfield.

I’m sure some people here are going to rush to call this guy the Worst Dad Ever, while others will laud him for trying to get a souvenir for his daughter without really putting her in harm’s way. Me? I’m just going to ride the fence.

Thank you for that image I got of a frog Trump strumming a ukulele riding a bicycle. It made me happy.

lmao my man has the footwork of an infant deer trying to outrun a predator

I saw it on Saturday (myself a 40-something Black male and my friend,a 50-something White male,so not sure what that says about the target demographic!),and yeah, when the songs were playing,EVERYONE in the theatre was singing along,male,female,Black,White. Being in high school when all of this was going down, I…

Oh Benny, you insufferable bastard.

Excellent photo of Jabba the Trump.

“What kind of dressing do you want on your word salad?”

Whoa, you’re right. It’s only in 2700 theaters. Meanwhile Fantastic Four only made $8 million this weekend and it’s in over 4000 theaters.

Let’s be real, they did not hire extra security because of theater shootings. They hired extra security because they expected high turn outs of African Americans to a movie they thought would get us riled up in this time of unrest. Which is fucked up because we’re not the ones shooting up theaters. It's connected more…

That is precisely what I am afraid of.

To do this in the first place makes you kind of a dick. To do this in a public forum to children makes you kind of a legit psychopath.

Hate Animal Collective. Love Panda Bear.

Please donate to Planned Parenthood itself, and not to Random Internet Person’s “Go Fund Me”.

Each time I read a story like this, I donate to Planned Parenthood “In Honor” of some awful person. Last week, it was in honor of Bobby Jindal. The week before, it was in honor of “The Very Gross Duggar Family”. I guess it’s Ass Holeinson this week.