Ya these fundamentalist extremists are definitely a result of too much multiculturalism.

“Good....good”

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

The Chinese shouldn't have to stand for such wanton acts of racism.

Fox Exec: I’m not sure we’re using the right slant.

That is all.

Someone further up likened it to a “boiled chicken” and I can’t stop laughing

They are clinics where abortions are performed. What is the disservice?

KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

no because there is nothing wrong with abortion clinics.

Garbage highlight

I think I would hate fuck him without protection and then handcuff him to the bed for 12 hours as I forced him to watch me take both doses of Plan B.

She said that about GHW Bush at the Democratic Convention, not GWB. (Although she might have said it again about GWB — the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.)

Very true!

How not to start a conversation with a woman.

Do you know how many men fail at these incredibly basic tasks when they’re trying to talk to other men, let alone women?

I will have some ghetto come out for sure.

Who legendarily lost to G W Bush by running a shit campaign, setting him up for prez. At least W didn’t do much damage while in office...

Why did you post the wrong video?

Rap song!
Rap rap song!
We do our raps and the girls go wild!
We drink lots of 40s and we make bad videos!
They can’t stop us from uploading to YouTube!
Boo-boo-boodily boo-boo-ba-doo
Doodily-boop-de-doop-de-doo doo
Doo-doo-doodily-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doodily-doo-ba-doo-boo-boo