If there’s any justice meted out, the hottest new bar in Fayetteville may soon be Deras & Baker’s (formerly Louie’s Sports Club & Tiki Bar).

This isn't even good trolling.

Even smart, successful people can have a head full of bad ideas.

Not sure glory hole falls into your categorization- you might want to look that one up.

It’s beneath us all to proboscideamorphize this sweet and encroached upon trio into a crude Babar-Celeste-Alexander New Yorker style caption contest, so I won’t even bother.

Where The Red Dog Moans

“Totally team dog here, but haven’t we all been trained to crap in a box?” -Jess Sayin

Numbers don't lie.

Somebody left troll college early to go pro on the advice of a really terrible troll scout, and then got a really bad troll agent who wasn’t honest about how untalented at trolling they were?

*YOU

Now I will too, Theo...I will, too...

the cop was really at fault, though

Move over, Guy Fieri- now there’s something dopier.

These guys need to reread their own branding and chill:

Maya was half right, it looks like.

Neat!

Rec’d it for bringing attention! Not because I laughed! Which I did!

There’s some stand up hackery somewhere in here about these poor women and swimsuit adblock to chisel a jape from. (but I can’t)

“It’s like a Tibetan Sky Ritual, but on acid...where’s Mike?”