RIP your reading comprehension.

She shot him. Read the post dingus.

No, the wife is the murderer. He was the victim.

Then my work here is done.

Looks like Haley wants to be someone’s VP!

Haley defended the flag last year by saying CEOs don’t mind it and the state isn’t losing business because of it.

Still only second best when it comes to making the most of your opportunities at the baseball game:

If I were Denise I would repost that shit with only “Nothing further, Your Honor,” as commentary.

You wouldn’t be able to smell it due to the severe damage to your nasal cavity from drugs.

Someone named Zanaboni should be good at wiping the slate clean.

While ultimately a bad decision, I fully admire the team’s dedication to their initial idea. Nothing says “Caucasian Heritage” in Utah quite like being run out of town by an angry mob.

In certain cases, an insult from someone is more valuable than a compliment.

Great post.

Let us all be gender-neutral wankers!

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