“...what black voter is actually better off for having voted for them?”

Common sense ain’t common unfortunately. It has to be said over and over because people aren’t smart enough to understand.

Mandatory.

My dad in the 70s looking wavy af

That’s gotta be worth at least four or five centaur paintings.

This is very mean but once, before he left to go to another parish, he fell while trying to descend the stairs during the processional. He landed on his back and waved his arms in the air like a turtle, yelling HELP ME! HELP! while the organ kept playing. It took like 30 seconds for anybody to help.

I’m sure it will eventually wind up at the Supreme Court.

Face it, Drew...this GIF will follow you for the rest of your life. There is nowhere you can run, nowhere you can hide, that this will not find you. You could win the Pulitzer, and Marchman will arrange to have this projected on to the wall behind you during your acceptance speech.

Ah okay. Just as I expected: it was a custody battle. I know there are dudes who sincerely love their kids and want like hell to spend more time with them, but honestly, what I see way way way more often among my divorced friends is dads who blatantly give zero shits about their kids except as ways to control or get…

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

When Silent Bob speaks, you better fucking listen

Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

Terrorism.

I wasn’t ready for this at all. This rant really came out of left field.

Im sick of this junk.

Quit barging in on my comment thread.

Better schooner than later.

A “clipper” is a type of boat. When the team was in San Diego, they used some version of a boat (albeit highly stylized) as their logo.

even Maude Flanders is side-eyeing this shit.