I'm super afraid I'm going to start rapping along in the theater, folks are going to turn around and just stare

I do like his shirt though very cool

Heh pizza-pizza good one

Ah, got it. I should read more.

Really. Got a chapter and verse? Sounds useful.

You’re a nobody if you don’t have enemies. Keep up the good fight.

“Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL plantation, your worshipfulness”

Thanks for the introduction. Already don’t like him because whoa, first impressions

Jesus christ flowers: sex sex sex sex sex. Filthy blech

Oh Jesus nooooooo!!1!

Attention spans: too beautiful to live, too dangerous to conservatism. Goodbye Susan and Bob. Adiós, Luis.

“No- I am Rizzo!”

You know what? Good point.

This is the politician we need. Not the one we deserve- we’re not worthy.

You need some better examples

I think it’s the visual of Hernandez in boob pasties after he says, “I hated those.” Like all humor, even funnier when explained (not).

I would say affluenza is a form of psychopathy. Empathy is a shared human trait, bred out with hoarded money.

...uh huh...

Works for me. Kick-ass!

Good troll 5/8