Check out that tender grip.

But the senses being dulled are mine, so...

Right? Has air-keytaring ever looked cooler? No. No it hasn’t.

Counterpoint: Journey is awesome.

Heh- nanoo nanoo.

If Republicans are outraged, you know you’re on the right path. Onward!

He’s the politician you deserve, not me.

“Outside the box” doesn’t necessarily mean “good”, unless you're a simpleton.

Looks like some made up shit we tried to pull at recess in 4th grade.

¡Bienvenido a mi edificio, chicas! [guiño-guiño]

“Right on!” -Cards fans

Chafee/Sanders 2016

Are you really looking for a non-partisan view? (no)

“No problem, I’ll just- they took all the guns, too?! Crap.”

Codeine flavored psych drone for relaxing or driving

“I only eat the white ones!”

“Les toxines de chat a mangé mon cerveau!’

Blanche rues nothing.