Bosh, flim-shaw!. That's harsh.

Spotify is a Swedish invention. It's a perfectly cromulent socialistic tool for music streaming. We don't want Tay-Tay to get all the $, right?
(I don't know, I'm just talking out of my ass)

Our Hero Zero!
What a guy! I mean it. You're like Kim Kardashian and Nick Cannon rolled up in one guy.
(I may have f*cked up the references here)

Boron+Iorn=Biorn
The chemistry is off the roof!
Hahahahahahahaha!
(I don't know what this means either)

PDO=Public Displays Of casting in a theatre?
( f*cking weak from me, and the headline is gonna be edited anyway)

Airline food is horrible.
And such small portions.
Hi-yooo!

"Don't you hate pants?"

What a Riddickulous firstie.

Cuts to Vanity card…
Bazinga!
(meh, I've got nothing)

….for love?

[Brags about 4 touchdowns in a single game]

Benghazi!

Yeah, it's "jetzt schwer" of course. It must be, because it feels good.
This sounded less creepy in my head.

Mein schwanze ist gross jetzt.
(Dammit my german is rusty! Can you really say "jetzt" for "right now"? I'm currently in a conspiracy thread on a swedish forum(crushing them) and three languages at the same time is a bit much while I'm drinking heavily)

Dude, you're talking about Aaron Sorkin, that means a man has to explain for her why she's wrong.

You're a nerd and you cry during masturbation.
It was two things, man.
Two things to keep track of.

I was thinking more like:
This is the way the nerds end, not with a bang, but with a whimper.
(Did I f*ck up that quote?)

And now…He's back! In SQG form!

They are not losing users. Their user growth is down.
Your conclusion can still be valid though.
#itsfuntoruinjokeswithdryfacts

Meh, he has strong opinions about things he cares deeply about and he is a master at snark.
Kinda reminds me of a certain website that we all know and love.
I'd have to know alot more about the private person Bourdain to call him a jerk that easy.