1. Half the people in this country have some kind of undiagnosed, untreated, mental illness.

Also “the lack of burden sharing by European partners”: get the fuck outta here with that noise; European countries have given Ukraine more than twice as many funds to fight Putin’s aggression as the US has. (That’s as ass-backwards as Trump’s incessant sad whining that NATO hasn’t “paid us enough” or however he interp…

“Hey Ewan wanna get paid a shitload of money to ham it up for a few weeks?”

“I still think there’s not enough character there to support her own story”

I guess it was stupid of them to make this a solo movie then, rather than surrounding her with a bunch of other characters, eh? 

Do not smear the great Riff Raff by associating him with this depilated pustule

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

Once the car started towing him past OTHER team cars and dropped riders, that’s where I agreed with the DQ. And one cycling writer on Twitter made a good point - no way does a single commisaire in the UCI WC kick out a rider on his own, without the jury and video, without egregious activity. It went on for almost 5km.…

Wait. So you have a story where you felt cooler? Pray tell.

My last “this might be what gets him” was, like, 4 scandals ago.

Not a competent one, anyway.

It’s been their strategy since 2015 and it's worked so far.

Predate? ‘Ibid’ is literally in the Romance tongue.

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

Yeah, he did. 

Hernandez then went on to explain that Ellison opted against killing him and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry instead, including a $95,000 My Little Pony necklace.

actually it’s pretty realistic, ask Australia, it’s a four part process:

everyone is saying this now. And with the numerous mass shootings this summer alone, it's time to stop pussyfooting around it too. 

It’s got a Ralph Lauren signet on the breast, Dudebra. It’s immediately classy, despite being a t-shirt.

I would like to see the tribal leaders join the teenager’s lawsuit moving through the Federal Courts about climate change. “Hey, you promised us this land in exchange for giving up our other rights. You guys are eroding its value retrospectively. We didn’t get “1/3 of the parched desert known as Oklahoma.” We were…