Sure, creating a fan edit. For their own personal use. In their own home.

I want to see this movie, but only while it’s getting the MST3K treatment.

I think that just means they are.... What’s the clinical term? Oh, yes. They’re an “asshole.”

“They’re not saying the same thing about everything so everything they say is worthless!!!!!”

Above and beyond? How is covering an issue on a brand new, newly delivered vehicle not the expectation? Is "giving the customer the run-around and requiring him to try and get the attention of the big boss on X before you'll do something" now considered above and beyond?

I mean, her and Chevy are both assholes, so it fits, right?

“Enjoy what you like, but not like that.”

I have not heard the cover of Wuthering Heights, but now I really want to.

Sure, there are some bad covers in here, but some of the items on the list truly are head scratchers.

It’s almost like someone can become the elected leader even after losing the popular vote. Oh... Wait....

I’m not convinced he’s not.

I’ll go as far as saying most Zeppelin songs can be improved with a cover version. Yeah, I did just say that.

True, they left everyone alone, except where they have diseases like measles to spread in cells of lower vaccination rates...

But it’d be AI Am Sam.

Yeah, you have Bowie on there, but not even the best, or 2nd or 3rd best Bowie video. The videos from ★ were definitely his best work, specifically the title track.

When someone says “I’m apolitical” it’s as simple they actually mean “I can’t be bothered to give a shit about anyone but myself.”

No Cate Blanchett in The Girl is Crying in her Latte?

So, anyone who wants to do good should just do good from the shadows and shut the fuck up about it. That’s the only way it can be “pure”, right?

With cheese. 

Do you want Yogg-Saron? ‘cause this is how you get Yogg-Saron.