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Fine by me. I don’t get the people being all “Who the fuck cares about Vision?” because like who the fuck is Peacemaker? Except that show ruled. Who the fuck is Blade? Oh, 2/3rds of those movies ruled? Okay then. You can make a lesser known comic book character work. If the show is good the show is good, and I prefer

Personally, if I had a friend who was known to have, or accused to have diddled kids, I would not remain friends with that person, nor would I write a letter defending them. But I’m weird like that.  

she seems sober and charming in interviews, ain’t gonna knock a girl who has been knocked too hard and too many times in the past.

Why can’t he just quietly defraud the children of Mississippi like a normal quarterback?

What the fuck? How about Option C: as an Indigenous actor, she wanted go see this prestigious movie that features other Indigenous folks and then gave her genuine opinion on it. You misogynist psycho.

As a member of Osage Nation and a headrights owner (we are still tracked by the FBI, thankfully for the most part), I would hope the writer of this article would please ammend it with comments from the OSAGE. There is a difference between nations. We are not simply Americans with a lightly darker color. Comments like

It was a handjob, which is also classified as 3rd base. (Plus the 2nd base boob-mauling.) 

Oh right

You can be anti Bill Willingham and anti “Big Mean Corporation™”.

Mothers, lock up your daughters, Sean Penn is about!

Something can be a problem without being the biggest problem.

Does Taylor Swift bear any responsibility for her fans encroaching on a friend’s special day?

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Another day, another reason to post this sketch.

  • Conservatives suck at art. They’re bad at it. So there are a lot fewer conservative artists creating art of any quality. So when one does come along and create something passable, every single conservative purchases it, creating a unified wave of dollars behind that one mediocre thing. Liberal dollars, meanwhile, are

Ctrl+F ‘Zoolander’ brings no results in an article about Will Ferrell playing the bad guy?

Muskrat does keep “sticking it to the man”, in the sense that he is the man, and he keeps stepping on rakes.

“Do you think people should be intellectually and emotionally fragile?”

But a broken clock is right twice a day! Actual linguists believe there is no objective difference between a language and a dialect. There’s a famous saying that “A language is a dialect with an army and a navy” because the reason dialects get promoted to language isn’t due to any objective criterion about mutual

Much as I love Raiders of the Lost Ark, it’s actually one of the few movies where if the hero hadn’t been in it, the outcome would have been exactly the same.

The Nazis would have still located the Ark (eventually), Belloq would have still taken it out to the desert to test it out before delivering to the fuhrer, and

Marcus: “Indy! The Nazis have recovered the Staff of Moses and are delivering it to Hitler as we speak!”