To be fair, there’s some credibility to it.

The First Amendment states “Congress shall make no law...” which means there is no federal law at all!

There were times when he was high enough to do it....

My annual salary

Saw that too. Shawn Carter, you are a billionaire and almost 50 years old. Why are you wearing your pajamas out in public?

A tracksuit made out of grandma’s drapes. 

“we freed the slaves, what else do they want?” There’s a lot of lasting impacts after emancipation that still aren’t addressed. ProPublica had a long article on property rights (in particular, as it is passed down through generations), and how that has served to keep African Americans impoverished. Nevermind all the…

A casino carpet fashioned into a onesie?

What the hell is Jay wearing in that second picture.

One of the funniest parts of Trump’s reign has been him watching try and intimidate and browbeat the leaders of other countries into doing what he wants, like they’re a bunch of employees or GOP sycophants.

They aren’t wrong.

The difference of course being that Ariel is not a real person and making her character black shouldn’t actually be a big deal. Bruce Lee was a real guy though, and some people bristle when he’s depicted a certain way. And I think it’s okay for the people who knew Bruce Lee to say “If you respect him so much, why’d…

This had to be the most sad and painful decision to make in light of recent events... but it is a brave one.

Read?

Negotiations would go something like this: Trump tells Denmark that he wants Greenland, he’s willing to pay a low-ball $X and not a penny more. Denmark chuckles, says no and Trump storms out of meeting and, moments later, badmouths Denmark and Greenland on Twitter and to anyone within earshot.

Greenland is not “full of white people”. The vast majority, a bit below 90% last time I checked, are Inuit or mixed. The Norse settlements in Greenland died out in the 1400s. 

When I saw this act I was utterly shocked, like any true red blooded American would be, to learn that the Pan American Games were currently taking place.

The people picking produce 10-12 hours a day in the hot sun at $10 per hour might not think that sounds like such a bad gig...

If you’re mad about this you are a garbage human being. Especially in a game already loaded with product placement and egregious microtransactions.

Well, ordinarily I’d go with Marilyn Manson. But seeing as how he recently married a Hungarian peasant woman for her stats, I’d have to say he was clearly most-impacted by Crusader Kings II.