Even worse, there people are driving on the same roads as you. If they can’t understand how flavors work, how can they be expected to not confuse the gas pedal with the brake pedal?

So, it’s parrot flavored?

Still a smushsmortion.

*insert witty image of an epic facepalm here*

The Earl of Sandwich would take one look at it and say “What the hell is this shit?”

Sounds like you should not allow her to have any of your baked goods. You know, for her safety and all.

Now, I’ll give this a higher rating on the sandwich scale than a wrap, but it’s still not a sandwich.

That’s what the argument entails. Then it veers off with some people making the ridiculous claim that they’re vegetarian because fish aren’t real animals (something something they don’t live on land something something, then I stop listening).

Judges? Yes, we’ll let this one stand.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

I believe you. I don’t know how anyone eats them.

Abortion.

Yogi is a sage and a national treasure. Jah bless that man.

A deli and sandwich shop can sell things other items that are tangentially related to a sandwich, while still not being a sandwich.

Been covered. Not a sandwich. If a wrap is a sandwich, then a burrito is a sandwich, and no one is going to agree with that nonsense.

An incomplete sandwich from In&Out doesn’t change the fact that it’s not actually a complete sandwich, unless it’s 3am and you’re drunk.

That’s just an incomplete sandwich.

And any book that classifies them so should be thrown out.

There’s the beauty of not being self aware, you never have to feel the shame and embarrassment, because it’s always someone else’s fault.

Exactly.