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I also wish that at least one significant press outlet would give their reporter free rein to stand up and respond to her bullshit in the called-for manner, while also leaving the room with a shot at their fellow reporters, reminding them of how they look like whipped dogs as they sit there and just take Suckabee’s

She’s on her fourth marriage, but god has forgiven her so it’s cool for ~reasons~

The look on her face gives me life.

Do you know if there’s a way to contribute to Ernold’s campaign fund ‘cause I’m in.

Is she married? Because it would be pretty cool if he won, approved his own marriage license, and then annulled hers.

i’ve never reacted like that when my feelings were hurt...LET ALONE IN A PROFESSIONAL SETTING.

i love that it’s a chubby white guy yelling at a woman and a black man about this.

Comparing Sam Smith to Luther Vandross is absolutely insane. Sam Smith isn’t even that good of a singer. I hate the fact that he’s what passes for R&B now. His maudlin, whiny tunes are strictly adult contemporary.

Sure Jan.

I am also expecting a Bryan Singer expose any day now. Fired from Bohemian Rhapsody and now it turns out his longtime publicist has also dropped him as a client? His head is going to roll soon.

SO agreed.

God damnit. One of the greatest movies of the 90s and it is COMPLETELY tinged in sludge and dirt and grossness.

It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

The only time gossip media gave me more whiplash was when the National Enquierer (IIRC?) apologized for a saucy headline about Princess Diana that went to press just before her death, then they went on to sell tearful remembrances of her (and conspiracy theories about how she really died).

How easy to say, when it’s Billy Bush’s career at stake and not yours.

It’s not even eloquent enough to be a soliloquy.

And you are correct that she was not physically on the beach yet, just directly next to it lol. I still love it and though I kind of hate the beach, will insist on yelling that on our walk to the beach every summer when I am inevitably dragged there.

It’s the worst kind of yellow journalism.

Yes.