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I also wish that at least one significant press outlet would give their reporter free rein to stand up and respond to her bullshit in the called-for manner, while also leaving the room with a shot at their fellow reporters, reminding them of how they look like whipped dogs as they sit there and just take Suckabee’s

I haven’t seen Last Jedi, but I have read detailed descriptions of the plot from people who’ve seen it, and it definitely sounds like fans are going to have a love/hate relationship with the movie. There’s a lot of stuff involving the Force that will be the Star Wars equivalent of Christopher Reeve ripping the giant S

I never read any of the books, and none of the movie trilogy, but I have to say I am impressed by Dylan O’Brian’s screen presence. With his Black Irish good looks, he reminds me of Katniss Everdeen’s brother (if she’d had one).

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

I’m so fucking down for this. Maybe it’s ten year old me geeking out at the raptor sounds. Maybe it’s the dinosaur that kind of looks like my terrier. Maybe it’s everyone’s great bone structures. Whatever take my money.

Fast & Furious with dinosaurs? You had me at Fast & Furious with dinosaurs.

Yup. I saw that and immediately called bullshit. A pyroclastic flow isn’t just some smoke like a building collapsing, it’s 1000+ degrees melting your flesh from your bones and setting your clothes on fire in an instant.

ADDENDUM: Based on this trailer, we are within touching distance of a Jurassic/Fast & Furious crossover, and I am officially like “Screw it, whatever, let’s do this.”

She’s on her fourth marriage, but god has forgiven her so it’s cool for ~reasons~

The look on her face gives me life.

Do you know if there’s a way to contribute to Ernold’s campaign fund ‘cause I’m in.

Is she married? Because it would be pretty cool if he won, approved his own marriage license, and then annulled hers.

i’ve never reacted like that when my feelings were hurt...LET ALONE IN A PROFESSIONAL SETTING.

i love that it’s a chubby white guy yelling at a woman and a black man about this.

Comparing Sam Smith to Luther Vandross is absolutely insane. Sam Smith isn’t even that good of a singer. I hate the fact that he’s what passes for R&B now. His maudlin, whiny tunes are strictly adult contemporary.

Sure Jan.

I am also expecting a Bryan Singer expose any day now. Fired from Bohemian Rhapsody and now it turns out his longtime publicist has also dropped him as a client? His head is going to roll soon.

It’s the worst kind of yellow journalism.

Yes.