I don’t even get it. They’re peeing on a bed that the Obama’s had already slept in? Wouldn’t it make more sense to pee on a bed that they’re going to sleep in? What does peeing on it after the fact do? Now all Trump’s got is a pissy bed that’s supposed to be the punchline of a joke directed at two people who don’t…

It literally melts your lungs.

I’m so fucking down for this. Maybe it’s ten year old me geeking out at the raptor sounds. Maybe it’s the dinosaur that kind of looks like my terrier. Maybe it’s everyone’s great bone structures. Whatever take my money.

I don’t even blame people who lash out at sexual abusers like this. I know that “ideally” you’re supposed to have the authorities deal it because vigilante justice never leads anywhere good and you’re only asking for charges yourself. But if I had kids and some pedo shithead molested them...there’s no IN HELL I would…

Because of our period brains.

And then Jade Goody died and everyone was like, Oh she was such a beautiful soul...

All the periods will attract the bears and also the sharks. Someone should be fired.

More of a shart.

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LIVING IT!!!

So basically the rescue pup I named Chichi was named after boobies. I didn’t know that. I just did it because she was a Chihuahua so “Chichi the Chihuahua.” That poor pup. She already had a rough life and I saddled her with a tit-centric name.

Yeah, it was...not great. I think they were trying to outdo CMT’s Party Down South. Except Party Down South already did it.

ME TOO. I’m always yelling “STAHHP IT RAHHN” at my terrier.

Just did the same.

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It’s almost like she doesn’t know what she’s doing.

Well she showed up to work so obviously she was asking for it.

lol no

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I feel like Jezebel never liked Lena Dunham? They were trashing Girls from season 1.

She did not invent the selfie. I drunkenly invented blindly aiming a camera at my face in an unnamed bar in 2006.