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There are so many levels of irony here that I officially don’t understand any of it. Someone do a translation for a befuddled non-American?

how Seagal allegedly threatened her hen she as 23 years old

I don’t even think they “see” us as people sometimes. I know & I’m thankful it’s not all men but it’s still way too many. And our society is way too sexualized, it’s stirring our boys & girls in the wrong direction.

Who took acid while they wrote the last page of that script?

Forgive me. I use “skank” more for comedic effect because it’s the most toothless insult I know. Something about the “ayn” part just sounds hilarious to me, unlike “twat” or the untouchable “c*nt.” So when I use it, it’s more for comedy than a desire to hurt. For me, it’s not an insult, it’s just something you say…

I cried when I found out she won. What a beautiful “fuck you” to bigotry.

When I told my husband, he said, “Wow, like beat the shit out of him? That’s kind of awesome.” And I said no - beat him in the election. THEN WE CELEBRATED.

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

I just came.

And lol:

And THERE you are. I knew you’d show up in all your “Actually!” glory, throwing around the word “ignorant” alongside a bunch of ambiguous sex definitions. Welcome. I’ve been waiting for you. It’s November 7. I needed a laugh.  

I didn’t shit on them as a whole. I acknowledged that “I’m sure it work for some people.”

Was Danny Zuko a triumph? The way I ‘read’ Grease nowadays is that he tragically ended up with a girl insecure enough to ditch her comfortable circle skirts in favour of camel toe-boosting pants she had to be (literally?) sewn into when Kenickie (whom Danny had actual shared interests and a lot more chemistry with)…

I have the utmost respect for women=I have black friends so I’m not racist.

He was Mrs. Doubtfire the whole time.

Rufio is the whole reason to watch Hook.

That tears it, I’m not watching Hook ever again or even for the first time.

Best analogy I’ve heard from a woman: