Yeah, his career had tanked but it wasn’t because he wasn’t talented. He was SO GOOD in IT during the more introspective scenes. Heartbreaking all around.

He said it’s something about a way for the kids to cement their bond together after what they’d been through. Also something about the transition from childhood to adulthood. Also something about people being more sleeved out by that kind of stuff now than in 1984 or whenever the book was published (yeah, because…

I’m not super into “pregnancy as vehicle for weirdness” plots and I think the might turn some people off. It just seems lazy. I’m hoping that part of the preview might be a dream sequence.

One thing this article glosses over is how PISSED her wife Ivy was at her for doing that, so much so that it might destroy their marriage. That was the most interesting part of that scene to me: how to deal with people whose intentions were “good” (i.e. harmless) pre-election but that ultimately contributed to the…

She was exhausting and very unlikeable. But I’m not quite ready to give up on this show yet, even though I probably should be since I muted the first five minutes of the election rehash footage because it still cut too deep.

I’ve always felt their clothes were boring and expensive. I can get a pair of denim shorts at Target for about twenty-five bucks less than at the Gap AND three tees for the price of one pseudo-vintage Gap tee.

They just want to destroy. These people are cruel.

This administration is bent on killing all the good things. Seriously, there’s not one productive, creational thing they’ve done thus far. They just want to destroy.

I just would’ve left it and blamed it on the cat. Even if there was no cat. I’ve been adopting Trump’s “just make your own reality” maxim since 1998.

I’ve always said that Kim Kardashian views Kanye as three things, in this order: 1) cash cow, 2) accessory, 3) member of the black community.

We are happy to do it!

I would love to hear your thoughts on this:

You also get this: a little ditty called “Pound on My Muffin” sung by Lea Michelle if she chromosomal abnormalities. It’s offensive on so many levels and yet it doesn’t make me mad because I’m too busy laughing at it.

“It is about swallowing our culture, shitting out the undigestible parts, pointing at the turds and saying, ‘Look what I ate. Blackness.’”

At least at this point in the summer you can be sure that everyone’s pools are filled and awaiting patrons :)

CA Bay Area residents: please also donate to the Milo Foundation in Point Richmond! We’re set to accept a bunch of dogs tomorrow night from Houston and we need pet meds as well as whatever else you can spare. Thanks so much for your help.

I’m actually making the argument that she’s been revealed to be a stupid, spoiled, selfish brat that no self-respecting person would entangle themselves with. But yeah, the fact that her dating circle is rooted in an environment inundated with women who are hotter and younger than her doesn’t help her situation…

Or no one will touch her because now it’s been revealed what a heinous mantrap she is. Being rejected by every man in Hollywood because you’re just a hollow shell of your former hotness and now you have eighteen kids isn’t the same thing as “embracing celibacy.” 

i love your name.

Totes found it and it’s not as great as I remember. BUT I think I found the reason why I like the MST3K theme so much.