Totes found it and it’s not as great as I remember. BUT I think I found the reason why I like the MST3K theme so much.

There’s a giant part of the label highlighted in green or orange or yellow that says, “DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHOL” coupled with a picture of a martini glass with an X over it. So this is, once again, total bullshit coming out of her mouth.

Ok: you and I are the same age. Do you remember a music video on the Disney Channel featuring a guy that sang about stealing the moon? It was live action, I think he had a hat, and it would air as filler time between shows. I think the same guy had a few kid-centric music videos like that. I cannot for the life of me…

Yeah but you know Kim and Kanye think it’s about them because everything’s about them.

I don’t think they’re capable of that much foresight. I really don’t.

Ohhhhh shit.

“MY HAAIIRRR!”

Dodai thank God you’re back!!! In some form!!!

There’s a meme floating around out there that says, “Not all Trump voters are racist, but all Trump voters decided that racism wasn’t a deal breaker.” That pretty much sums it up for me.

Exactly. This will only injure the girl and then she’ll have to rehab the injury by not stretching for months and then her flexibility skills will decrease from the atrophy. As someone who pulled my hamstring (read: butt muscle) a lot in cheer, I know this.

I know I thought of that. Lucky break for him. I guess?

“If you post a picture of you with your friends, I’m going to assume you’re the ugly one.”

Up until now, I really thought it was an accident that resulted from his submarine being built negligently. Like, something burst or broke and killed her. He was scared of being on the hook for involuntary manslaughter that stemmed from the shoddy architecture of his DIY submarine/life’s work, so he figured he’d dump…

Yep. They just...let her handle it. A thing of beauty, really.

I don’t know what he’s so worried about. He was never in danger of working again.