I bet if you served it without the pork patty only about half of the consumers would notice.

I hope to, one magical day, order a Black Bean Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Bobcat Goldthwait.

Who asked for this?

Chicken soup

Yes, the person who covered their face in tattoos should have shown some restraint and stayed quiet. Because staying quiet is something that a person who covered their face in tattoos is likely to do. I mean, when I think of a person who will make the most rationale decision at any given moment, I picture a person…

HE HAD A PLAN ARTHUR!

How should you explain something that is confusing for yourself?!
I started Destiny 2 also several times...and I always felt like “WTF is going? Who the f....are these people? And what is even my role in this story?”
And currencies...hell everytime I started it, it felt like I was grinding all over again. So yeah, I get…

If you played it off an on then you should beware of the shift from having cool in game earnable armor sets, skins, sparrows, weapons to basically “here is 1 new armor set and 7 recycled guns but hey eververse has 45 new armor skins, 25 new ghost shells and 15 new sparrows and 20 new exotic skins to purchase” not only…

…excessive amount of currencies and microtransactions.

Is this a bad time to queue up Paul McCartney’s “Hope for the Future”?

Leave your sex life out of this.

The whales will buy it, no doubt. They aren’t texting the waters. They know exactly what’s going to happen. They have a team of people whose job it is to know exactly how much money you can sell something at in order to maximize their profit margin.

Not really a “disdain” for the arts- more of a general disinterest.

No one would pay $100 for an expansion. 
But the sensationalism on this piece is kinda stupid. It’s a market survey, they throw all kinds of hypotheticals in there.

What ISN’T about fuck no!?

“Did I try to use the lube from condoms for my dry lips? No! That’s stupid! So anyways I was rubbing conditioner on my lips and it didnt work for some reason”

Maybe this is climate bias... but who are these people who need lip balm every day of their life? Other than really bad sunburns or extended cold dry weather, I’d place lip balm pretty low on the hierarchy of essential care supplies?

Wow. I can’t believe they mistreated and exploited the contestants on the real-life recreation of a game that revolves around mistreating and exploiting desperate people for the sake of entertainment.

“¡Cien dolares! Jesús! Jesús! Aha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!”

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