Lots of girls are pretty, but not many of them can spin those looks into a $17 million orchard.

Dear Kotaku,

Woman does something smart with her money and a bunch of “Men” (re: children) drop into comments of articles to cry about it....got it.

as long as shes not planting red delicious.  fuck those apples. 

I am not sure many gamers know about that conflict since there has not been a Call of Duty about it

I agree. I wish they’d just acknowledged that the original Scott Pilgrim text was a shitty loser character that deserved to get buried in the past and let the losers who liked and identified with him unironically to rot along with their original copies (as you yourself called them, they’re angry white guys who hate…

Why should *I* have to prove what I say is true, when I can just blame you for not believing me?  

Old man yells at cloud energy here.

Rather, Sony overcharging devs to sell games in the PS store, taking advantage of the fact that it is the only available store for it, the PS ecosystem being massive and all.

After reading his tweets - erm... X’s? Posts? Musky word droppings? I don’t know what they’re called now - after reading the thread and some comments, my biggest takeaway is... Kotaku won’t pay for LinkedIn premium for you guys? That’s some bullshit. Your job is literally to reach out and communicate with informed…

/pushesUpNerdGlasses Actually SF6 and almost any 1 v 1 PvP games do a better job because there are far fewer variable when you just pit 1 person’s skill against another and not need to create a team of people who all have different skills and playstyles.

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Starcraft Ladder Matches for the win. All been downhill from there.
Also, I’m old.

The thing about having fun in a PvP game is that it comes at an expense of someone else’s fun, including those outliers.

I can’t help but feel this is the dumbest story I’ve read about all week.

I think the selfless billionaire archetype would garner him a good amount of support.

The success has made owner Todd Graves the fast food sector’s Elon Musk.

Pearl Jam’s “Last Kiss” is good and Alien Ant Farm’s “Smooth Criminal” was a lot of fun. Why are they here?

I’m convinced that the editors of the AV Club sincerely have zero taste based on AAF’s cover of Smooth Criminal being on this list.

I'd even argue that Pearl Jam's cover of Last Kiss is superior to the original, which is sung with a weird sort of inflection that sounds like Tom Delonge's grandfather had a stroke.