Replacement hip, hooray.

this is a terrific question i’d love to see an answer to.

Ow, my hip!

Anyone who has raised children knows that look. This is the second time Mitch has filled his diaper. The only questions are whether any reporters heard any tell-tale sounds and if they have the nerve to report them.

Well this is certainly a fun opportunity for people to tell us all about how much they don’t play their PS5.

How else is the parasite investor class supposed to receive their eternally exponential growth if prices don’t go up?

Hey, if you want me to work here...*types in Macintosh instead of Honeycrip*...for free...I’m gonna get mine. 

Nope, that original redditor from years back had it right. Self checkout is anarchy. My only hope is that it can wreak enough havoc to slow/halt the installation of these, so that customers are no longer letting stores off the hook for having to pay employees by doing the job for free.

Strand was so poorly integrated into Lightfall that we all assumed it must’ve been shoehorned in because they couldn’t get it ready in time for Witch Queen, but now that we know that Strand was designed for Lightfall the whole time this just makes Bungie seem even more incompetent. Like there’s zero explanation why…

This is why you shouldn’t believe in religion, let it dictate your life, or think that it gives you some right to dictate other people’s rights and decisions in things such as healthcare. But the opiate of the masses is a strong habit to kick I suppose. Glad I got out.

Now he’s going to buy valorant and ban anyone who boos him.

... and that will siphon off funds for the GOP yayhoos that remain to choose from.

It’s sadly nothing new. The health of our favorite wrestlers is so often an afterthought during their careers.

in place of the word “fetus” it will read “unborn child,”

Just a brief FYI, I recommend anyone interested in this story stay away from wrestling website comments for a while. As a fandom we are not always the brightest bulbs and you can imagine that the combo of “COVID” + “heart attack” + “entertainment company with vaccine requirements” is stirring up the bottom of the…

Also, 138 pounds at 5'9" is a perfectly normal, healthy weight.

3 eggs for breakfast isn’t a miserable breakfast?
I eat more than 900 calories but I don’t eat a massive breakfast. I have 2 eggs and veggies sometimes. What’s the big deal? 

Eggs poached in chicken broth actually sounds pretty good? But I would eat them with toast. I’m not scared of carbs.

I don’t think an actual artist ever touched this, which is how this shit happens. Any actual artist would notice the obvious problems, and no artist with any sense of pride would sign off on this.

I’m at a loss trying to explain how this horrific poster could have been released to media. The backwards red car right in the foreground is reason enough for pause, nevermind the multitudes of other errors and weirdness - did people look at this thing and go like, “naaah, they’ll never notice that”, or what?