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Never had it. Does pineapple pizza have a tomato sauce topping?

Well, true. One nice thing about the AMC V8 is they used the same block for 304, 343, and 390. So, if you have to crack the case you can get a longer stroke remanufactured crank for ~$200, and a set of pistons for between $300 and $400. But why stop there? Another $400 for a manifold, $? for a 4V carb, $2k for a set…

Maybe just bad vongoli?

The real challenge for Nissan is finding a way to monetize these repeated prosecutions of the same guy.

Is your Mom seeing anyone?

“classic ridged potato chips”

God bless us lawyers. God bless us every one!

Yes, but even after you add in the “artistic merit” points, the Bs move on to play CBJ. (I didn’t know this was figure skating, but OK True North, we all tell ourselves the stories we need to hear.)

Stupid cross-branded styling - Check

I can’t imagine anybody actually wanting to watch a video of an old man getting a hand/blow job, no matter how much you hate Tom Brady. 

Sometimes it’s the overly examined life which is not worth living.

Harley has been trying for decades to get a different product mix. They launched the V-Rod 20 years ago, but that wasn’t different enough from traditional Shield and Bar to attract a distinctive market. They tried buying MV Agusta and selling Buells; and couldn’t make either of those moves pay off. They launched the…

TRUE FACT! I had a `74 FIAT 128. It had two pull and twist-to-lock knobs to the right of the steering wheel: choke and throttle. The throttle was kind of neat because 1) when you pulled it out you could feel the gas pedal pull away from your foot, and 2) it made 600 highway mile trips less uncomfortable (but unlike a…

H-D has been trying for almost two decades (V-Rod) to find a product to replace the myriad variations of overweight motorcycles marketed to overweight middle-aged men. They’ve tried buying other companies (MV Agusta 2008-2010). They tried bringing out lighter (albeit not “light”) 500 and 750 cc bikes to sell to the…

BK’s coffee seems like a one-note “let’s wake these fuckers up!” over-roasted charjuice. I like dark roasted coffee, but the BK coffee (don’t they call it “Joe” or something like that?) is just unpleasant.

Even in tragedy, grammar matters. 

“except in North America where it’s not available.”