Idiot!  (Although I hear our President drinks Brawndo whenever he can.)

I read the headline. I was told there would be “cars.”

Even if it’s heretical to say: the best fluffernutters are made with oatmeal bread.

Apparently, there is no consensus on how best to run a vehicle manufacturing company anymore. Decades ago, as the American economy was expanding, product diversity and “climbing the ladder” branding (from basic to Lincoln/Cadillac/Imperial) was the default branding model. When “kids” started earning money, smaller…

Raiders, hands down! They got a “new” (circa 2002 “tuck rule” game) coach with exciting 2002 ideas. They dumped Mack to the Bears; the Bears got awesome. They dumped Amari Cooper to Dallas; the ‘Boys are turning their season around and Jason Garrett’s seemingly tenuous job seems much more assured now, which is more…

In my recollection, “Sloppy Joes” sprang fully formed, like a ketchup-y Minerva from a Jupiter-sized Hormel can, sometime in the 70s. 

I like tuna and/or egg salad sandwiches. And, while not exactly “the opposite of flavor,” they do provide a homogeneous canvas to feature flavors often relegated to the background. Both coarsely ground black pepper and rough-chopped scallions become featured flavors when included in one of these sandwiches. And,…

1st Gear/2nd Gear:

“pops out of the dash like it’s a randy horse come to have relations”

Restructuring:

Vorsprung durch Lügen

May I suggest you google the term :”thoughtstopper.”

Dear BoB:

That was a big crowd for arena football. I’m jus’ sayin.’

Doesn’t fit in my garage.

Extra cheese?? Meh.

all-aluminum engine

It would make sense to let Alfa be the mid-market (the Graduate was not an up-market machine, and while the GTV 2000 was an exceptional icon of a GT coupe, it was a mid-premium sports car ($4200 in 1967, when Ferraris were $10,000 more)

2nd Gear: Ford’s Future Revenue Stream

Crosspost to Jalopnik?