This was so factually inaccurate I thought Doug wrote it.

Hey Michael, the guy holding the camera seems to be talking on the phone with somebody, saying they are making a roadblock to the "putos" for having "a licence plate making fun of the war". He doesnt really know whats on the licence plate, saying "it says something like '1982 fuck' or something like that".

I've always wondered when one of Clarkson's cheeky stunts would get him slapped. Even if the FKL plate isn't deliberate it's exactly the kind of thing he would do on purpose, on par with his "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank" VW slogan.

I really hope Clarkson did this on purpose, like the US special fiasco in Alabama. Clarkson is a first rate professional troll and I love his brand of trolling :P

Some real deep thinkers there.

I am not sure if you guys know this, but Argentina lost the war.

I'm mentally preparing to be considered a luddite in 40 years' time, zig-zagging between self-driving capsules in an old Caterham held together by duct tape and pieces of string.

Have you read the claims being made?

Sunburn. He's peeling.

So you can just sit back, relax, and enjoy the D

Whenever I see your icon I think it's Gordon Ramsay.

The first two lines tell me that you're are single or dangerously close to being so.

Lol. I hope it was meaningful to Both of them and not just him. There's actually very little that's romantic about a loud race track that smells of gasoline and rubber.

This is what happens when you focus on a sales goal over all else. Subaru is happy being a "niche" brand in the US, why can't VW accept that too? Sure, they both have goals of higher sales. The difference is that Subaru embraces what makes them special, rather than forsaking it in the name of higher sales. Come on…

If it's a car outside of the average they're even further off base. Got a 10 year old car with 40,000 miles or a 3 year old car with 100,000 miles? Throw the book away.

Tavarish, are all your posts the exemplification of excellent advice?

More like:

It isn't the cars. These brothers apparently have a genetic defect that makes it impossible to drive. The Honda driver has yet to meet a skid that he can turn into, the Mazda driver figures the further you are away from the steering wheel, the better, and both of them seem to think that the shifter is where your hand…

This is what they need if they're going to drive like that.

It's an Audi, so this definitely isn't faked.