If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

"It has blue underglows that were installed by the previous owner and it has a sub woofer in the trunk along with new speakers. All done by the previous owner."

American premium car makers haven't traditionally fallen into this pattern, which may be why Cadillac's decision to do it (which they've been doing for a while, really, with letters) is rubbing so many the wrong way. Sure, we may not be craving the return of the Bodystyle de Someplace-European-Sounding naming of…

It would end up costing as much as an xdrive 328i, it would sell badly.

This is quite possibly the best argument for a Scion that I've ever read...

Before you roll your eyes and scroll down the page, let me remind you that the Mirage weighs less than 2,000 lbs. Yep, the Mirage weighs just 1,996 lbs. Throw a turbo on that little 1.2 L 3-cylinder and you'd have an absolute riot on your hands.

Look at the price of the 4Runner!

Ve trüst u wït ür TÜRBØ puwers, oer wït styck. Nøt bøth.

Hahaha. They also have a part that allows you to get 900 mpg but they don't put it in because THEY'RE IN CAHOOTS WITH THE OIL COMPANIES.

A hot version of the wagon please. Hell, I don't even like wagons and I want this.

You get a star for saying "crotchfruit."

I refused to buy DLC for Horizon. My biggest problem was their big play on "it's about car culture" and portraying it as something like a local car meet type of deal. Then they take some pretty basic cars that should've been included in the beginning and made them DLC. Especially when they had literally hundreds of…

Pardon this probably stupid question, but who isn't buying an FF because 651hp and 0-60 in 3.7 just isn't enough?

Hellcat Caravan, because some people can't keep it in their pants and still need to run 10 sec 1/4 mile times with 6 pieces of crotchfruit in the back.

So long as they call it ST, otherwise no. Ford needs to get their branding together this hodgepodge shit has got to go.

Mazda6. Because I want to actually be able to enjoy myself when driving it. Great chassis. Terribly boring engine.
Cue the people getting pissy because I called Mazda's skyactiv boring.

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Actually, under the lights, it is pretty swanky. And $33K is not a lot to spend on Russian MB mods.

So you're familiar with their service department.....

I just don't understand why anyone wouldn't just spend the extra $8k and just get an S4. If it's the money, get a one-year-old S4.