that outfit tho! i know it’s been a while, but i could have sworn mib was a cool movie at the time...

I could never be a waiter. I’d be on the news.

The finest microwaves.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I had open-heart surgery as a toddler, 40 years ago. The scar is very prominent and I make no attempts to cover it. I’ve had it all my life so it’s not a traumatic thing for me, and I still will make up stuff like this sometimes because it’s not random person on the street’s business.

So brave. There’s no way in fuck that I’m going to google it, but the name is so charming that I’ve decided it was something really cute. Like a warble is the real life version of Richard Scarry’s Lowly Worm. The briar was his cute hat. This is the story I’m telling myself.

Its not a bug, its a lizard.

I’d ship that.

Fiona Staples is so damn good.

Also, I’m trying to figure out if they meant for #lipstickincident to be the joke I think they made it out to be. Are they going more “adult”?

Airlines typically limit the number of pets (of any species) in each area of the plane such that anyone with an allergy can be seated far from the animal, and they’ll either move you or the person with the animal. But they don’t ask in advance. I do always ask people I sit next to whether they’re allergic to cats,…

Also, consider pulling a harness (with ID tags) on the cat to which you can attach a leash in case you have to remove kitty from carrier for any reason.

Honestly: why bother smacking the book out of their hands?

Fuck everything about this movie and Roland Emmerich. If he’s not interested in providing a representative account of queer and LGBT activists, not interested in challenging straight audiences, and not interested in putting himself into the movie as anyone other than the protagonist... what exactly is he doing making…

uuugh fuuck prednisone. I appreciate that it means I can breathe and stuff, but god do I feel horrendous when I take it.

“Feminine but with a chubby edge” is a p accurate summation of me, as a human AND all my clothes, tbh. I appreciate your misread.