“My background is in LOVING CATS. I have no other relevant experience.”

Yeah, I can lift 50 lbs and that’s about it. No background in theater, I’m not outgoing, I haven’t worked with animals (unless my own pets count), and I also hate travelling. AND YET I STILL WANT TO APPLY BECAUSE CATS.

Oh, that makes sense! I adore Elementary, and she never looked pregnant during Season 3, but sometimes they can slip that by. Mazel Tov, Lucy! (Also, everyone should watch Elementary. It’s like Sherlock, but smarter and with respect for women.)

I looked it up...surrogate. Lucy Lui is 46 already, can you believe it?! I’m beginning to suspect this is the robot version of Lucy from Futurama, b/c this lady does not age!

We are fast-approaching the kinja singularity.

We already have this ironed out. My husband is good at a lot of things but he is a shitty cleaner.I can’t even teach him, I taught him to cook but he does not care enough about cleaning to get it. I have a 250k life insurance policy and he is under strict orders if I die for where to put them in daycare( who wants to…

Can he get life insurance through work? My husband’s employer provides a basic life insurance policy for very little premium, but he was also given the opportunity to buy more insurance - up to 3x his salary - at an affordable premium. Plus double the payout for accidental death or dismemberment. Which always leads to…

This - We don’t even have kids and if my husband passed, I wouldn’t be able to make our rent on my income alone.

This is going to sound weird but years ago I was told to make a 3 ring binder with important information in it. Included:

This 48 year old male has his shit together. I know where our will is. In the greater likelihood that I die first my wife knows I want a viking burial a la flaming barge. In the unlikely event I outlive my wife I know she’s an organ donor and otherwise wants a normal cremation (I’ve offered to shoot the arrow at her…

I don’t think my husband has scooped the litter box or changed the sheets since we got together, so I think it’s safe to say he’d remain single if I died.

My man friend has ADHD and that is why I think things would fall apart if I died. He has a really hard time remembering instructions or gets them confused with other, similar things. He and the 8 pets would probably be eating pizza every night like a bunch of turtle teenagers.

Age 67. She is 67 years old.

I still miss the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

working with her during our morning rush was like angry ballet

Aww I love her little fangs!

I’m guessing there’s a rule against that on Kickstarter, which is too bad. The “bonus” contributions could be things like “assassin will say this is for __, and your name will be mentioned if you contribute $20”.

I inherited this particular guy, and one of my supervisors (who was the most brutally efficient person I have ever seen behind an espresso bar, and working with her during our morning rush was like angry ballet) had managed to talk him into accepting a small range of error based on our own thermometers, which were…

With you on the craft-beer douchebags, but since when have heroin addicts been fussy? All the ones I’ve known would put anything in their veins.

I am the mother of 4 vegetarian/allergy ridden kids - on the rare occasion I get to go out to eat I will wait as long as it takes, eat whatever I’m given even if it’s the wrong order, and tip over and above what is expected. Why? The sheer damn joy of having someone taking care of prepping/cooking/serving/cleaning up…