My hubbie is an Aspie with some OCD, so he can’t scoop the litterbox and can’t manage household tasks at all. Pizza is the one thing he can cook, so he and the cats would be turtle teenagers too. Shit, cats can’t have pizza cause tomato is a nightshade. Maybe the cats could eat chips.

Ha! I’m 48 and haven’t had a drink since I was 22, and lemme tell ya I don’t miss it. The cigarettes, on the other hand...

And that means you are a FUCKING GOOD PERSON. You would be amazed at how many people know you’re broke, know you don’t drink this last oh the entire ten-twenty years they’ve known you, and still wait for you to pitch in for the champagne while comping the most famous person at the table, who “didn’t eat much”.

This starving artist recovering alcoholic with rich friends who love to run up a table’s tab with bottles loves you for saying that. I HATE subsidizing rich tech workers’ drinking.

I dunno, I live in Berlin and I saw that poster yesterday; I don’t think it’s as disparaging as you think. It’s kinda like, Dating Queen. As in, Queen of goin’ on dates and gettin’ some. As in, gettin’ some is just fine. Germans are very literal; sarcasm is not much of a thing here.

It is totally true. Actually I mayo the inside of the bread, very lightly, and butter the outside.

I haven’t seen this movie yet, but I was thirteen in 1980, and I can tell you that a story about that time is a different story than one that happens now. See: Little Darlings. Why it isn’t a problem: Phoebe Glockner’s story is about how we made the best choices we could given the crazy cocktail of desire, freedom,…

Yeah I was like, wow, these *are* really nice selfies, like the pink lip——aaaaaahhhhkittteeeee

Right? I’ve never been so jealous of a stupid person before in my life.

Imma bring a goat on every flight now forever. Maybe two, smaller goats.

This one time in the 80s I came out of a blackout to find I was in full fetish lingerie, stockings and vintage 5” heels, fucking a really cute boy. I’d come out of a blackout to find myself fucking a stranger before, but this one was really, really, really cute. So I ask him his name and we continue fucking. Then I…

it’s gross and muggy in Berlin and finding an apartment is a nightmare but you made me laugh out loud today, and I thank you.

Is that a real quote from that show? Cause if it is, Imma watch it all, for the next two weeks.

Always a Titan to me too.

It’s interesting that you experienced Vic as being like Cage in the Titans days. Was it pre or post 1990 you were reading Titans? Because to me, Marv Wolfman’s Vic was always the smartest guy in the Titans, the one with both familial and visceral connection to the most advanced science facility in the DCU. As Evan…

When I see that arranging-the-books by color thing I want to turn into a vicious mongoose and kill everything.

because of this: “who puts on a balaclava with ears”. How many people even know the word balaclava outside Eastern Europe?

I’m in Berlin, and the takeaway I’ve seen is that thank heavens Edward got the hell off the throne and that little girl wound up on it, because he was a Nazi-loving nincompoop. I’m no fan of Elizabeth, but living in Europe and reading doorstop Churchill bios this summer has opened my eyes to a new perspective on…

Caitlin is a queen. As an almost-fifty lady, she makes me so happy about young women, and yeah, good on Jez for giving her a platform to speak so clearly.

As a person who has been sober a long time but was an ugly, maudlin, violent, lachrymose and bitter drunk, I freakin love when jolly, sweet drunk people say nice things to me. It is fully adorable.