Does Kate Hudson ever do anything but show up to events looking amazing? Does she have a job or work at all, even/

I was gonna watch a torrent with the sound off if he did full-frontal. Cause he is HOT. But now? I dunno.

I've seen this phrase "kneels up" in the fanfic that I've actually read (I have not read 50 Shades), and I have to say, what even does that mean.

Yeah, it's an amazing tribute to Rihanna's style that the dress/pasties construct looks fine because she's wearing it, but the stay-up thigh-hi looks tacky.

I recently learned that the process by which a trademarked name becomes the universal name for a product type is called "Genericide". Learned this from a EFF lawyer at dinner.

That is so lovely. My Celebrity Story: about 17 years ago I worked in a fancy sandwich shop in Berkeley. The guys from Green Day, who are locals and who were then newly huge rockstars, came in and ate sandwiches, then carefully bussed and tidied their table. Which no other customers ever did the whole year I worked…

I have bussed but only waited on *one* very arduous short-staffed day, so I stack/tidy/collect silverware in a bus-friendly way at the affordable, understaffed kinda restaurants we go to. I hope this is ok!

I posted about eShakti pockets before I saw yours- yes a million times, pockets as a default! Every time I scroll past the "remove pockets" option when I'm ordering a dress I think, "said no one ever."

All eShakti dresses have deep, useful pockets by default. I swear I don't work for them, I'm just so fucking grateful to have found a company that makes the clothes I want.

Agreed. I dislike her enormously and I'm still sorry that that happened to her.

My tall and slender guy fits really well in Lip Service- their clothes are designed for tall, narrow posthuman drug addicts, so the women's clothes are hopeless for my 50s figure, but great for certain bodies. Men's vests for narrow ribcages! Pants for snake hips!

omigosh I was not correcting you!! I typed the same one-word reply to several posts- just "eShakti"- and it happened to show up after you typed yours so it looked that way! I am NOT that asshat who cares about reply typos.

I swear I don't work for them either! I just think they are the BEST thing ever and they are always running some promo and sending gift coupons plus you can always find a discount code online to knock another 10% off.

I am so in love with eShakti now. As a not-tall plus-size person with an hourglass figure, fucking nothing fits in stores. I've bought six eShakti dresses in the last two months and I feel good about going out again because I have something decent to wear that I look good in.

eShakti.

eShakti.

I gave up on Modcloth for good after buying one dress where the style was completely different in plus from straight-sized and switched to eShakti. Cheaper prices, better made, adorable vintage dress designs, CUSTOM FITTED to your height, shape and size. Finding out you can get sleeves added to most dresses was the…

I got in the car with my fiance right after I watched this episode, and I was totally jittery and freaked out. I explained it was because I had just seen an astonishing performance of brutality and human evil. He said, "You mean like 'Breaking Bad' level appalling? You're almost making me want to watch this show!"

Just say Cum Gutter. "Inguinal Crease" is for people who have never licked one.

You know, looking at these pictures, I buy her red-carpet thing as a powerful act of troll. The thing is, I *don't buy* that she's evolved enough to be trolling fashion, stardom, and feminine tropes this hard on purpose.