I have had "Mother Russia" in my head all day and I think it's because I've been reading your comments! Flashbacks to teenage goth lana...

So, back in 88 or 89, my soon-to-be GRANDFATHER-in-law handed me a book, patted me on the shoulder, and told me to be good to his grandson after the wedding.

All I learned from this is that Modern Bride mentioned female orgasms before Playboy did.

I do this all the time at work. Case in point, the other day my coworker sent me a Banana Republic ad of two men cuddling with the words "I just don't agree with this." I replied, "oh, I think those sweaters look really nice!"

Reminds me of, I think it was Louis CK, saying if someone made a racist/sexist/homophobic joke, you should act all confused and ask them to explain it and see if they were willing to stick to it.

This kind of stuff reminds me of one my favorite poems by Pablo Neruda. Ah writing as art.

First of all, her name is not Khaleesi. It's Danaerys. Khaleesi is her title. How are people messing this up? Second of all, that scene where Drogo flat rapes her on their wedding night is the only part of the HBO series that makes me want to kick puppies. Because if you read the books, which you should, what happens…

The article is right that it makes a huge difference who you are with and what your circumstancse are as to how often you want to have sex (and how often it's actually practical). I think it should sometimes be considered a dealbreaker, though. I got divorced last year, and one of the reasons was that my husband…

I enjoy a good spanking on occasion.

I have yet to hear a good argument for spanking. what happened to using your words? if you wouldn't hit an animal to reprimand it (you shouldn't be hitting animals to reprimand them), why would you do the same to a human child? I just don't get it. (I mean, I do, but it's gross.)

I once did an anthro 101 project on door holding, and yeah— it really seems like people do go through whatever door the person in front of them did, even if that person is far enough ahead that they don't hold the door. Humans are weird.

Oh dear, Rammstein lyrics. My partner and some of my good friends love Rammstein. I so wish I didn't understand German sometimes.

I'm curious as to why a lot of people assume peaking only happens once in life. My mom always said that anyone who was popular would peak in high school, and for the most part she was right. But life isn't that rigid! I've peaked several times in my life and none of which were in high school. My gifted brother…

Love you!

This is super relevant to my life right now. I don't want kids and my boyfriend does so we're both on a hiding to nothing in this relationship. People keep telling me I will change my mind, my sister said it doesn't matter if I don't love the child the fact that it's father would is enough (WTF) and my boyfriend said…

Personally, this is my favorite cover of Hey Ya:

Not everyone gets off to porn. There are plenty of things that one can find stimulating. I think it's bit weird that one would judge the health of a relationship based upon whether or not you're into porn.

Miss Sports Illustrated 2015.

Barbie's bracelet is the ring used in all the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit Lego kits. Which kind of means that Gollum is on the cover, right?

That doll got airbrushed/photoshopped