A laptop doubles as a nice lap heater for those chilly early morning poops.

Empathy is not saying "ohmegehrd I was in Boston once in 2004 this is literally heart breaking". Empathy is saying "I feel very sorry for the loss of these people and can only imagine their sense of loss. This is a tragedy". And then doing something to ease that pain.

Playmobil is only good for a hand job.

"...not the least because he explains every damn thing he's doing."

Just. No.

No fucking way.

This one is like a montage of Disney rides and fancy beards and running across landscapes and then you get to Smaug, which is worth the price of admission. I dunno, I thought it was a good popcorn movie and a nice way to spend four hours of my life.

I'd say absolutely yes they're worth the price. I got my first pair from my roommate when he picked up a pair that were on clearance without trying them on only to realize they didn't fit. That was a good 5 or 6 years ago and I haven't purchased another brand of jeans (unless they were for doing manual labor) since.…

What I get from this whole discussion is that Levi's are probably the Budweiser of jeans. Which makes Lee something like Milwaukee's Best.

Let's be honest. The #1 determinant of jean-washing time: ass stink.

it sets the "correct" default behavior based on male preference for "less" interaction, and works back from there

Yes! I'm so tired of being told my body is icky for doing normal body things. It's just a little bit of blood, after all! Sounds like you've got a great guy :)

I am so over being embarrassed by stuff that comes out of my vagina. I don't care how stained my panties are, I will wear them until they are full of holes. I don't have time for obsessively spraying or rinsing!

I uphold that penis size has little to do with pleasure in bed. I would never go near pretty much all the guys in this list, no matter how famous and well-endowed.

Rasputin's is fake. That's a sea cucumber.