Former contestant here. I can say without a doubt that Alex Trebek is a giant bag o' douche. He thinks he's smarter than everyone...contestants, judges, the people who write the answers, everyone. And his French accent is appalling.

God forbid you get an answer about Canada wrong. Then he gets full-on bitchface.

In the words of Celebrity Jeopard ala SNL: "This guy reads from a card!"

Or pumpkin pie. Homemade. I make a double recipe of filling and bake the overage in custard cups. Crap. Now I want to go home in the middle of the day and make some.

This man is such a walking advertisement for a Napoleon complex. 5'5" and proving his "manhood" by treating his wife like a walking hybrid of an oven/sex doll.

I also think on some level - you do have to mention the body that's wearing the clothing. Doesn't mean you have to call someone a fatty (though I was personally taken aback by the display of bones that Danes gave us). Clothing looks different on different bodies. For example, Clare Danes would have looked lovely in…

So it's a book about Stockholm Syndrome. Ugh.

I fell for the commercial, too — who wouldn't want to be a golden supermodel with a life Bobby Short wants to sing about? I still want to be Charlie, so let me keep my fantasies, Terry Gross, you killjoy.

I am that tall and pretty much all of my dress shoes, sandals, and boots incorporate 3-4" stacked heels whenever possible. I fuckin' love looming. I like to play a little game with myself: "Am I the tallest person on this elevator? I AM! Am I the tallest person in this room? I AM! Am I the tallest person in…

Well, Walt was a father-figure too...he just turned out to be a self-serving egomaniac who convinced Jesse that Walt cared about him like a son, but would ultimately act in Walt's own interests.

He does sound amazing... it's difficult to lose someone who is that large a presence. I do believe, though, that little pieces of such great people still linger, as long as people who remember them are still around.

There are some definite, obvious shitgasms when it comes to weddings: losing your cool over gifts, spending way too much, expecting total majestic perfection about every second and square inch of the event . . .

Please don't insult we nerds with this bullshit. Most of us are too busy reading GOT or learning code to care about A&F anyways.

A boyboree?

I hope its Val Kilmer!!

Two-thirds of the characters, minor and major, die in a freak plane crash. Dexter marries the woman from the bakery, who he meets and almost kills in season 6.

I can't believe you're just exposing your pussy like that! Cover that up!!

Umm excuse me, Al Qaeda IS TOO a country, that's where B. Hussein Soetero was born! Yeah that's right, I went there. I mean on the real birth certificate.

Thanks for putting it this way. You're right. Neither of us have family that's reliable. I am grateful we found a "village" in our babysitter and her brood of kids. My kid is happy, healthy, socialized and loved. By us and by her village. I feel blessed to have found someone willing to help us. And, I'm a…

Except nobody EVER gets in dads' faces about "letting other people raise" their kids.