Let us know when you get back from your yoga class, Anthony.

This is a beautiful, lovely article which I shall be clutching to my bosom in adoration.

A coffee shop that doesn't open until 9 is like a pub that closes at 9 - a cruel fucking joke.

I read your reply in a Russian accent and it was beautiful.

I don't get that either! I never liked this show when it was on because it felt extremely dated and not groundbreaking when it was current but now? 15 years later? People need to seriously move on.

What have we learned today?

So many more interesting women who could be the front runners of these types of shows. You want "loud mouthed"? You want "in-your-face"? You want "shocking things coming our of a woman's mouth"? You want "hot but opinionated"? Whatever these things are that made her appealing to people like MTV intially... there are…

ACK

Gotta watch out for those vaginal sparks. They're the 3rd leading cause of bush fires. Just behind pocket rockets and pube friction.

Mine, too. I was really mad that no one told me to expect this, and was not entirely convinced it was every going to round out. I also suddenly understood the increase in sections.

there's no way she can tap dance her way out of this mess

How about they transfer her to a maximum security prison for a year?

Lots of popcorn for me, too!

Seniors graduate. That's it. Kindergartners, fifth-graders, middle-schoolers: these kids do not graduate. They just didn't fail, or get yanked out to work on the family farm.

I actually like these buttoned gauntlet sleeves, they remind me of a Jessica McClintock Gunne Sax dress I had as a kid. (Raise your hand if you know what I'm talking about.)