I’m now officially doubting they are related. If an older sibling really interviewed their younger sibling, every question would have been a variation of “when did you start smelling like fart?” or “when are you going to stop smelling like fart?”

It’s really about ethics in underworld journalism.

#NotAllHutts

I’m withholding judgment until we hear Jabba’s side of the story.

WHAT that is amazing. Anthony Hopkins, Alan “Reefer Madness” Cummings, Jessica Lange?! That is one hell of a cast.

I definitely did not have something in my eye when I saw that after the match.

Chills and tears. Thank you!

That was amazing, and the kind of thing I wish we would see stateside.

WHOA. Goose bumps. Thank you.

That is phenomenal. Thank you for sharing!

I always knew god hated socialists.

God creates man.

You have to take the baton game very seriously. Wear fine linens, neatly pressed, and sit in the crowd quietly. When you feel an emotion, whisper it into a leather wallet and then keep the wallet safe inside another larger wallet. At the end of the match, after the baton competitors shake hands and exchange LinkedIn…

Dirt Bag: Sports edition.

If someone ever pulls up my college essay on the importance of coinage during the reign of Justinian II, I’m fucked

Here’s what you don’t get: women and teen girls will play this game. The same way you will, as escapism, as a challenge, to have fun. If every woman character is seen as simple fantasies for the men, which is what sexualizing ALL of them will do, they will never feel like the game is for them. They will feel like…

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

It's taken me a long time to figure out why I hate being catcalled in almost every scenario but I think it's a combination of factors. For many women, when wanted/unwanted male attention starts, you're pretty young – a pre-teen or teenager. At that age, I didn't understand my own sexuality or really any one elses. I…