One of my dad's friends was raised Mormon. One day her mom took her to the doctor because her period had stopped. The doctor asked about sex, and she said no, of course not. She was a virgin. The doctor and the mom left the room to talk about some of the possibilities. That is when the nurse asked "do you know what…

Clever girls

you know, correlation doesn't equal causation. Why are we assuming that the women who sign purity pledges are more likely to feel like they have to lie about how they got pregnant. Maybe God is just only willing to divinely inseminate women who are willing to sign purity pledges. Did you ever think of that science…

Oh Ke$ha, aren't everyone's vaginas haunted in some way by the ghosts of dicks past?