The entire GOP rolled over and died on behalf of a fat gassy TV con man, then continued to play along with his blatant fraudulence in order to protect their own interests. They’re directly responsible for all of this, as are the numerous Americans too stupid to know when they’re being had. 

Trump is advertising Goya products on Instagram. I thought it was photoshopped when I first saw it, but it’s real. The president of the USA is trying to get people to buy beans.

In fun news: Brad Parscale is fired from his campaign manager job.

“More white people are getting killed by cops than black people”... There’s a reason African-Americans are referred to as a minority. If cops were just shooting people randomly, regardless of race (which they aren’t), you’d probably end up with a similar statistic. This is high school level stats.

Golly this whole gathering up data from states could be related to the upcoming election do you? I predict Trump is going to point to a big stack of Excel spreadsheet printouts and call it proof of widespread voter fraud related to absentee voting and proactively cast doubt on the legitimacy of the election. If he…

President @realDonaldTrump: “We’ve just concluded a historic operation leading to the arrest and indictment of dozens of savage MS-13 members and leaders all across the country.”

This country is seriously fucked.

You can find my accountant here.

That’s $1 thousand more of a return than I’d get doing business with Trump. Where do I sign up?

MD: This is the world-class Kinja I come here for!

As an 06 zip code haver, you don't need the apostrophe! But I won't reveal the arcane secrets of excel where Lizard person Jared could find them!

Why does Excel automatically format numbers that start with zero that way?????

Hi guys, I’ve got a great business opportunity for you and it’s time to give back.

Someone caught him maskless in a Walmart in my neighborhood on Saturday, just two days before his diagnosis.

The whole country is falling apart at the seams, meanwhile Waddles and his lap-puppet are posing with cans of beans because the asshole who owns the bean company likes him. There’s no bottom with this guy, he just keeps boring lower and lower every single day.

I have no sympathy for these people any more. “Guy that said COVID was overblown dies of COVID” news items are becoming a cliche at this point.

Trump brushed off concerns about black people dying at the hands of police officers because, well, more white people are killed by cops than black people. I mean... that’s bad too, buddy.

Those Boston zip codes are going to fuck this administration!

Right? I have a hunch Jared has already suggested using Excel! Joke is on them when they try to enter a number that starts with a zero! Those Boston zip codes are going to fuck this administration!

As far as the citizen’s database goes, we should be thankful that the only skill the current administration has exhibited is the ability to break shit.