He could have Yoda'ed it up a bit more. "The best taco bowls in Trump Tower Grill are made. Hispanics I love!"

To be fair, he said he had "a two cans". Proofreading is hard.

What does it even mean? I’m trying to figure out his gist, but I got nothin’. Is there more context?

He killed fitty men!

It’s a pretty important distinction given that she had four biological children with a differemt person. Also, it bears repeating because she was having the babies of her victim. This isn't about patriarchy.

She was a trash person. I have such sympathy for all of her kids because they had her as a mother. She ripped that kid’s childhood straight out of his hands because she was “in love”. And who knows what sorts of issues he’s had as an adult. I’m not celebrating her death, but an early death couldn’t have come to a…

I fucking love Penzey's!

You are a treasure.

What is that dress Melania is wearing? It's ugly but also baffling.

I LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS! It’s a nightmare of a creation and I love it. But, yeah, it needs to come down.

I think a lot about “Don’t tase me, bro!” I really don’t know why. It comes unbidden into my brain. And I smile.

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT. That is haunting.

Brava!

Yeah, I’m definitely feeling feelings for Pritzker. I’m in Chicago, so I’m also loving Lori Lightfoot.

I guess God just wanted his expertise up in heaven. Gurl, bye.

God, I love this movie. Now, Voyager is my absolute #1, but this one is up there.

WTF.

I hope you’ll be able to find toilet paper by then.

And he’s still welcome in your home?

NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO