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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! 

It's scrumptious.

I like you.

That hit home. I feel seen and shamed.

Mike Hot Pence is the only Pence in my heart.

I hope you’re doing your part!

I KNOW! 

I’ve been thinking of getting that as a tattoo actually!

I hate hate hate when videos use “tough-looking” dogs to make a point. I especially hate when those dogs’ ears are cropped and/or their tails are docked. It perpetuates those ridiculous stereotypes that then lead to BSL bs and people getting dogs for the wrong reasons.

Fuck opening up the containers. I always throw that shit out. Sorry, Mother Earth, but no.

WTEVERLOVINGFUCK.

I can't stop laughing.

You’ll *probably* vote for Biden in November? Probably? So you're going to have a temper tantrum and either not vote at all or vote for Trump? Cool cool cool.

Please clap.

I feel like it would be "Greg" or "Jeff".

I dont know how to insert a gif of someone laughing, but, if I did, there would be a chain of them from me to you.

The only acceptable Mike Pence is Mike Hot Pence.

“You made me laugh."

I have issues wirh Fashion!, Anna Wintour, and that sort of destructive arena. However, knowing that it definitely matters to the Trumps is spitefully delicious.

Agreed.