Is this true? Please, Jesus, let it be true.

What does that have to do with anything? That's a silly argument.

You are exhausting. 

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

It was a satirical proposition.

This is so beautiful. Run away with me. We'll lie in a meadow and you'll paint me lovely pictures with your words.

America! Fuck yeah!

Who is this Bieber-esque child? I don't want to Google. Please don't make me.

Nope. I was born without a uterus and I’m definitely a lady. Suck it.

Problem solved!

But did you? Eat that dick, I mean. Inquiring minds and all...

Wow, you’re such a victim. I’ll write to DJT nominating you for a medal of honor because of all the pain you've been dealt. I weep for you.

Aunt Pitty Pat, nooooooooooo!

I bet Jesus would taste terrible.

That is chilling.

That is beautiful!

Proofreading things would help a bit. The errors make my insides sad.

Key & Peele have a skit for every mood and situation. They are perfect.

I made it to one minute and thirty-five seconds before I had to nope out of that video. It's terrible, gross, and misogynistic.

I’m still confused.